Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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