he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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