Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
