I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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