my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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