Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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