Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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