Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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