This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
