Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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