Your dad touched me again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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