So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My pussy is not your playground.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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