I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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