okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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