he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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