absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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