no, he came in my armpit
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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