Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Randomize
