Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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