My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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