Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
In America we eat man semen.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I need a beard to bite.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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