I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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