what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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