haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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