I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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