i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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