I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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