Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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