honey bunches of taint.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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