break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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