honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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