Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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