I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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