Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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