Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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