you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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