on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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