When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
