I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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