I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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