I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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