you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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