I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Are we still banned from the library?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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