have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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