If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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