Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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