More tranny stories later!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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