This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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