she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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