On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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