We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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