WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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