Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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