D3 body, D1 cock
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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