***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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